Coffee
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Coffee is a late-game
Material. It operates similarly to
Food but doesn't satisfy or wait on Hunger. If the Nutrition: Coffee Need is depleted, Beavers satisfy it before seeking other recreational activities.
Production chain
Forester plants
Coffee Bushes.
Gatherer Flag gathers
Coffee Beans from Coffee Bushes.
Water Pumps pump
Water.
Coffee Breweries use Water to brew Coffee Beans into Coffee.
Usage
Making Iron Teeth very happy.
Trivia
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- The earliest mention of coffee was in the 10th century as a medicine. However, researchers have found residue of 13,000-year-old beer. I suggest beer > coffee.
- Despite being called a ‘bean’, coffee is a fruit. The ‘beans’ grow on a bush and are found in the centre of a berry, known as a coffee cherry. Bean? Berry? Cherry? Obviously drinking coffee makes people confused and stupid.
- The first webcam was invented at Cambridge University to allow faculty to see whether the coffee pot was empty before heading to the cafeteria. It's disgraceful what addiction leads to.
- Coffee bushes flower and fruit after three or four years but reach peak production in five. They remain productive for about twenty years. However, growing coffee has destroyed rainforests around the world. I hope you feel guilty as you slurp on your morning brew, you monsters.
History